So... Let's see if I understand... The guy have a hard-on... The 14-year-old-girl jump on his lap... He fucks her... She gets out... The guy gets pregnant... And... The baby get out trought his ass and the chair... WTF

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  So... Let's see if I understand... The guy have a hard-on... The 14-year-old-girl jump on his lap... He fucks her... She gets out... The guy gets pregnant... And... The baby get out trought his ass and the chair... WTF

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  There Saying: Dont Ride if you have a hard-on, Dont Ride With your Kids on your lap Dont Ride if your Pregnant And Dont Ride if your Fat and have a Little Person Hanging out your Ass

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  Look out-having sex may result in male pregnancy

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  Its from a serie "Must do in Japan"

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  Are the seats also reserved for people shitting children?

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  Nono, you have it all wrong, Japanese read from right to left... Something will crawl out your ass, make you fat until a girl comes and fucks you thin leaving you with a hard on.

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  OH COME ON thats not fucking right if it is its obvious trolling the 2nd one ok the child is sitting on the adults lap but look above the child signs of moving sure u can write it off as well they're on a train ofc their gonna move but how about the adult hes clearly not moving thats obviously CP

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  note to self do not ride train in tokyo

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  It means : give your seat to people with hurt arms, with children, pregnant or hurt legs. Did you think it meant something else?

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  does anyone notice the thing under the chair on the second one?????

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  http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/metro.asp

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  Hey! The fourth one is shitting brix!

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  I heard Japan has low population problem.

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  I didn't wanna take that shitty twain anyway, I just take the shitty bus.

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  The cycle of life... Isn't it just beautiful?

• thumb_up thumb_down +129

  having sex while shitting a brick: priceless

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  These seats reserved for the nursing, pregnant, old, and aroused.

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  You're mitaken, it's not "do not ride" it is reserved places for such condition!

• thumb_up thumb_down +109

  theyre saying: person with injured arm,person holding a kid, a pregnant person, and a person with an injured feet

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  OMG japanese girls climb inside your stomach and tear our dick through your arse !!

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  Give up your seat to someone with an injured arm, people with children, pregnant women, and people with missing/broken leg(s)

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  I didn't wanna take that shitty twain anyway, I just take the shitty bus.

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  I GIVE UP!!!

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  seriously WTF?!?

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  Male japanese can become pregnant. Welcome to weird Japan!

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  See how all Japaneses look alike thats actually an orgy

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  Up the butt!

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  Do not ride if you have a have a boner emitting strange rectangle lines, do not ride if you are raping a child with a d*ck coming out your ass, do not ride while pregnant with a huge baby also emitting strange lines, and do not ride if you have a little person crawling out your ass and eating through the seat. Makes sense to me.

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  I think there saying don't ride if your horny,don't let child on lap,pegnant,or expecting any time soon.

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  Wtf lol :D

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  1. A man is sitting on a train. There is a monkey between his legs. The monkey raises its arm in a Nazi-like manner. 2. Monkey crawls onto man's lap. 3. Monkey gets under man's shirt. 4. Train ride is bumpy. Monkey falls off seat.

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  Maybe its FUTA?

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  A deleted scene from Austin Powers in Goldmember.

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  go mpreg

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  the guy with the boner is now pregnant?

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  the first one is an ingured arm, the second is carrying a child, the third is pregnancey and the forth is an ingured leg

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  The comments are funnier than the picture

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  it is forbidden to: -ride while having a boner -ride with a child on your laps and your cock hanging out of your ass under the chair -ride if you are a pregnant male -ride if you are a half-pregnant male with a child already hanging out of your ass

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  No exposure. No sex. No pregnant people... Especially no pregnant people with hemorrhoids

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  I am a Japanese. This is a charlatan.

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  If your you have a big penis there in japon .. the girls approach you .. they give you food ..... and you can practise one pose very Japanese..

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  Japanese guys are able to have babies <3 (I know it's photoshoped though)

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  so why the injured leg guy is pregnant ?

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  MALE PREGNENCY!?!

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  pathetic photoshop attempt

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  It's fake guys