Plasma Sperm: because Dr. Manhattan has needs too, you know.

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  Plasma Sperm: because Dr. Manhattan has needs too, you know.

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  FOR KIDS!!!

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  It's an adult joke toy in Japan. (NOT FOR KIDS)

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  Ages: Puberty and up. Included: Detailed instructions on masturbation

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  Alright kids,hold you're erection tightly and jerk it up and down!You may get a feeling that feels awesome but keep going until the white stuff comes out!It will come out really fast so be ready!

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  Why would one buy this other than to play a prank on his/her friends? Actually, that sounds like a good idea... I'm going to japan.

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  Now you can self-check your sperm quality now...Great device for new couples XD and family planning too

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  i want one

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  After a bukkake party : "Ow look, it's mine !"

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  Reminds me that I have a movie from my microscope of my husband's sperm...um, EX-husband's sperm. Ew.

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  If me semen ever gets so excited It becomes ionized gas I sure know how can I handle it.